I came across this tonight…for one reason or another and quite frankly it gives Phil Collins a run for his money! I believe that if Phil Collins spent the same amount of time training for the piano as this guy then he would clearly smoke him. If he didn’t have such a funny name, would he be Phil Collins good? Probably not. Congrats on making the list…Dick Hyman.

I know it’s been super long between posts…but here’s to a new financial year and more prosperous posting!!

This is Phil Collins good. Firstly IT IS Phil Collins, and secondly well…you have to watch the video to see! I didn’t think you could improve on Phil Collins! Needless to say if Phil needs a drummer for his world tour….he’s found one!!!!

So I had this amazing idea tonight that I should combine water and caffeine!! What a marriage right? Kind of like honey and peanut butter sandwiches or that time when 2 of the greatest performers of all time came together to recreate one of the greatest songs of all time.  Alas someone beat me to the punch, in fact many people have beaten me to caffeinated water. Honestly I think that if Phil Collins endorsed my caffeinated it would probably dominate the market, probably call it something like “Wake Up Call“. Just saying. Anyways FYXX energy water looks pretty crazy and to quote their website…

“Are you tired of the same old clownshow where energy drinks and silly waters load you up with chemicals, sugar, preservatives and a bunch of other garbage? Yeah, so are we! That’s why we developed FYXX HYBRID^® energy water.” Check out their awesome site- http://www.fyxxwater.com/

Caffeinated water is not Phil Collins good. I don’t really like caffeine, but I like Phil Collins, so it’s a pretty easy answer.

This brightened my day no end! I guess I’m not the biggest fan of taking advantage of religious folks, but this takes the cake. This IS Phil Collins good. Happy Monday!

I just stumbled across this and realised INSTANTLY that it was Phil Collins Good. This doesn’t happen often at all…bacon, that’s a no brainer…Japanese girls, no brainer and of course the latest Phil Collins album, they are all obvious instant Phil Collins equivalents. Now I can add “Aqua Notes” to the list….literally….even while I am bathing myself! In fact, I may or may not be in a state of un-attire RIGHT NOW writing this in the shower!

Check out the website. And here is their LOOOOOW budget youtube video which is definitely NOT Phil Collins good. Remember to click on the video and leave a comment….they love to comment back!!!!

Sometimes I think to myself, I have seen everything. Then this comes along. I really don’t have any words. Honestly…this is as bad as Phil Collins is good…

The only possible way to compare the “Clean Feed” and Phil Collins would be to say…the Clean Feed is as terrible as Phil Collins is awesome. BAM! Now that’s perspective for you!!!! You’re seeing it a whole lot more clearer now. WAKE UP CANBERRA!!! Listen to some Phil Collins and chill the heck out! I mean China is great and all, but seriously…filtering the internets?! Cmon. It makes me concerned that my idea to start a imported car website called www.barelylegalasianimports.com won’t be such a good idea….

The Necky? Seriously? If you have these kind of issues, then I really don’t think a neck/chest warmer is going to solve any of your obvious, deep-seated emotional problems. Phil Collins by a country mile.

Christmas is coming in the air tonight! You can really taste Christmas in the air, in the radio and on the tv! When the tv starts telling you to buy a toothbrush that spins up to 3000 times per second and has 10 led lights on it, you know Santa is just around the corner with one of those in his sack for you! Well I stumbled upon this awesome Ninty 8-bit Christmas album. It’s brilliant, but not Phil Collin’s brilliant. However if you ride a fixxy, you may think this is better than Phil Collins…but seriously who cares what you think!!!

8 bit Christmas!

From time to time I decide to adopt a phrase or a word into my vocabulary. Usually it’s because I feel as though there is a void in the world that can only be filled by that specific word or phrase. Recently I said the word titillation (or one of its variants) like 100+ times in one day. And what a great day it was!

Today, when I woke up I thought…You need to establish superiority over most people you meet today. So I thought what can help me do that?! As a result I have begun every conversation today with “Trouble in Paradise?”. That says to people, ‘oh it appears as though your life is experiencing some kind of misfortune!’ Booyah….superiority established! It was weird paying for a chocolate milk this morning. I probably will wait til the store lady has finished her shift.

These kind of situations bring me all kind of joy. I get seemingly unmeasurable pleasure from enjoying the little things (rule #32), but as we all know, nothing is truly unmeasurable when using Phil Collins as a yard stick. So I have been thinking about how close “Trouble in Paradise?” is to “Another Day in Paradise”.  Coming to this realisation really slapped me in the face, and I realised the obvious. Phil Collins FTW.